Here at GamerSushi, we’re not only about talking about our favorite video games, we’re all about being creative and making them, too. Granted, none of us are developers, coders, artists, and any of that stuff. But we can play a mean lick on Guitar Hero or pull off a triple jump on Mario. That should be enough right?
Since we’re completely qualified to make up new games, we figured we’d start off with some of the most ludicrous, ridiculous, cheesy and stupid ideas for video games that we could think of, in a new feature called “Pitch Your Game!”
At the end, you guys vote and decide which of the two would be way more stupid awesome!
Anthony’s Game
THE PITCH: The Mushroom Kingdom is at peace. Bowser and his minions have not been seen for months. Princess Peach, on a routine visit to the Fire Flower Fields, is kidnapped. All the Fire Flowers in the Mushroom Kingdom are stolen by Bowser who has equipped his soldiers with their power. Mario, knowing his jumping skills will not be enough, turns to his only hope: THE 2ND AMENDMENT.
Mario and his arsenal of handguns, automatic weapons, rocket launchers and plasma guns from the future are the only thing that can save Princess Peach in…
SUPER MARIO SHOOTER: PLATFORMING EVOLVED
“It’s a’me, Mario. You’s gonna die, bitch”
THE GAMEPLAY: Picture the engine and control scheme of Metroid Prime. It’s perfect to allow Mario the precision jumping he needs and also to shoot his Punisher-like arsenal. Each level will have Mario shooting and jumping his way past heavily armed Goombas, Koopa Troopas and of course, Bullet Bills. Every level will end in a massive one on one gun fight with one of Bowser’s kids, making their triumphant return. And they have been spending their time away at Ted Nugent’s ranch because they are packing! The last battle against Bowser will end in an action time event where Peach takes a bazooka she keeps under her dress and blows Bowser into a million pieces.
And EA should develop it.
Eddy’s Game
THE PITCH: The wizarding world is in turmoil. Muggles and muggleborns are being tortured by Death Eaters, with Lord Voldemort quickly rising to power. You are but a young wizard of many, with a lovable English accent, just trying to prove that you can make your mark in history. With a wand at your side, and your thousands of friends, you can take on the evils around you- and also, do your homework and other fun sidequests in…
HARRY POTTER AND THE GOBBLEDYGOOK MMORPG
“It’s like World of Warcraft Hogwarts!”
THE GAMEPLAY: Grind your way through countless hours of questing and classes. You can attend awesome things like Potions, Defense Against the Dark Arts, Herbology, and gain your experience through hour and two hour long sessions. Your field of play is Hogwarts, and you can engage in open PvP against kids from other houses. Fight your way through all 7 years to Wizarding adulthood before you get your kickass hypogriff mount.
However, if NPC Harry Potter is around, you don’t have to worry about a thing. Just sit on your ass and let him do all the work- just like the books! And if you really want, you can try to score with Hermione. Take off your robe and wizard hat, fools!
So, which of these two games would totally rule? Let us know your thoughts!
I was going to go with Super Mario Shooter up until the end of Eddy’s game. I’d gladly take off my Wizard hat and robe for Hermione.
i think the only logical thing to do in this situation is to combine both ideas.
Super Mario Shooter for the win.
I’ve actually come up with a few game ideas of my own when I totally inevitably end up designing and developing awesome games. But in the spirit of the post, I’ll give my own idea, if that’s k.
Marcus Fenix’s Letter Adventure! Experience the magic of Serra with Marcus, Dom, Baird, the Cole Train, and the spirit of that one Korean guy as we search for the missing letters of the alphabet which are hidden around the carnage of what were the Humans’ cities! But watch out for the Locust, who will shoot, beat, and curb-stomp you into submission before letting you find even the letter A!
I <3 Shooters so anthony wins.
haha great post boys, im lovin the mario shooter, mabey a halo platformer? i think it would be cool if you had a game where (unless they already have this) its a pirates vs ninjas game, and you can either be all stealth to obtiain you goal, or pilage and rape to get shit done. plus chuck norris is the main character and i just lost the game 🙂
I thought up a “Super Mario Paintball”.
Yeah, it’s like what Anthony thought up, but less violent since it’s nintendo :P.
No story mode, but massive online play. 2 game modes :Death match, and capture the flag. Each character has their own unique weapons, and all kinds of items to throw at each other. Make your own stage with stage creator, and a fun fun sandbox mode!
How do you think?
Oh ya, and I will go for Ed’s idea
Cossack, your idea had me cracking up,lol. Maybe do one like Mario is Missing, but Marcus is Missing.
I’ll go with Anthony’s idea on this one, just because the idea of a Harry Potter MMO is actually something we’ll end up probably seeing
*shivers*
Then again…Mario is being developed by EA…Nah, I’d go with Eddy’s idea. 😛
I had an idea for a game a while back: Nintendo Barfight! Basically, you play as your favorite nintendo characters in a bar after they’ve had a few too many, and, using the wiimote/nunchuck, do anything from throw a punch to break a bottle and stab someone with it.
[quote comment=”1874″]I had an idea for a game a while back: Nintendo Barfight! Basically, you play as your favorite nintendo characters in a bar after they’ve had a few too many, and, using the wiimote/nunchuck, do anything from throw a punch to break a bottle and stab someone with it.[/quote]
That’s called Super Smash bros, right?
Speaking of Super Smash Bros, I’m pretty sure everyone here knows that the next SSB to be released will have the Master Chief as a playable character. Or maybe MARCUS FENIX! (Sorry, I just love Gears of War 2 too much. Even though I’m two/three days away from actually buying it, there’s nothing wrong with getting psyched!)
[quote comment=”1878″]Speaking of Super Smash Bros, I’m pretty sure everyone here knows that the next SSB to be released will have the Master Chief as a playable character. Or maybe MARCUS FENIX! (Sorry, I just love Gears of War 2 too much. Even though I’m two/three days away from actually buying it, there’s nothing wrong with getting psyched!)[/quote]
Ya I’d love it. Nothing like chainsawing Pikachu in half. Or shot gunning Mario’s head off. And Luigi…well Luigi wouldn’t go because he’s a scared little girl.
Oh yeah, Fenix in SSB will be great. Talk about kick ass.
I realy d’like to see a mix betwen “god of war” and “Little Big Planet” that would be fun
Eddy you’re idea is great. 1. because I want to cast many tortureing esque spells on Ron 2. The scoring Hermione bit and 3. Cuz you made a Leet World reference ‘Robe and Wizard hat’ ROFL! But mario with an uzi DOES sound like a cool prospect!
[quote comment=”1885″]I realy d’like to see a mix betwen “god of war” and “Little Big Planet” that would be fun[/quote]
lol at that.
I have my own game. We’ll call it Maze. It has beautiful lush scenery and a unique cool character that EVERYONE loves. But soon into the game you realize that everywhere you go is an invisible wall. As you try to find your way through the game with invisible wall after invisible wall you will be tested on one thing. Your endurance to care! That’s a free game idea right there if any of you are big game corporation owners.
The “rode and wizard hat” line isnt from Leet World but is a reference to Blood Ninja
Holy hell Eddy, that game would own my soul if it ever actually got made decently. Of course, it would end up as some crappy Disney-esque world full of obnoxious pre-teens by the time the studios got done with it.
Mario with a shotgun in fps
or hitting on hermione
tough call…