GameCrush: Giving Play Dates a New Meaning

GameCrush facepalmWe all know how it goes. Lonely nights at home eating cheese puffs. Drinking our Halo Mountain Dew. Thinking about the next Dungeons and Dragons night while we putter away at World of Warcraft or Modern Warfare 2. Wishing that we had a lovely lady to talk to. Actually, I’m not too familiar with that, but I know some sad dudes are. They could probably use GameCrush, a new service that allows gamers to pay girls to play video games with them.

Honestly, I would like to say that I’m surprised that a service like this exists, but really I’m not. In fact, I wish I’d thought of it first because I’m sure they will find an audience for it. Whatever pays the bills, right?

Basically, you pay GameCrush $6.60 every ten minutes to have a girl play on either XBox Live or flash based Web browser games. Apparently, the options range from “flirty” to “dirty”. Yikes. Anyway, I’d link you over to their actual site, but it seems that GameCrush itself is currently getting slammed (pun kind of intended) with traffic right now, so instead you can check out the press release. I hope for your sake that it is for purely lol-cational reasons.

Source- PressLift

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6 thoughts on “GameCrush: Giving Play Dates a New Meaning”

  1. Haha I remember seeing this on IGN before it debuted, and I checked it out for just the hell of it. Apparently their servers crashed almost the instant they went live. Although I’m tempted just to check it out, I think I’ll find a girlfriend a different way.

  2. Saw this on EP a few days ago and laughed off the couch. $6.60 for ten minutes? Man, that’s gotta be one looonely dude to pay that.

    Besides, there are already girls that play games, it’s just a matter of finding them, and then not hitting on them as soon as you find out she has teh_boobs.

  4. Or, just talk to them in real life. You know, like a normal person.

    There’s someone for everyone, even the biggest nerd.

  5. …Yeah, this is prostitution. It’s even more immoral than sexual slavery.

    Seriously, you’ve got to be UBER DESPERATE to need GameCrush. This depresses me. Picard knows where it’s at.

    eHarmony > GameCrush

  6. Ok, so in Japan, they have bars where you can go and play games with girls, like checkers or video games.

    I love that for some reason.

    This is just creepy.

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